Seventeen year-old tennis sensation Simona Halep has vowed to have her 34DD breasts surgically reduced. The 5′5″ Romanian says “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.”

Fans of the world’s 317th ranked player reacted with outrage. One remarked it “will be a crime against nature” if Halep goes through with her threat while another group started a “Save Simona Halep Boobs” petition. So far 450 fans have signed the petition, which they promise to present to the Romanian government.